Don’t Forget Your Towel
CHEW: Derek (Ep 3)

CHEW: Derek (Ep 3)

October 21, 2021

The team have arrived at B.U.T.T to find nothing but a crying man. Did Zeno set them up? Or is this part of the plan? Where are Derek and the Thirst Traps? It all comes down to the wire. Will our agents abandon the FDA for a sexy life of thirst trapping? Find out in the final episode of CHEW.
*Please note: this episode contains coarse language and mature themes.

CHEW Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/peteyp/chew-the-roleplaying-game

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
GM - Mitch Bustillos @mitchsbustillos @penny_tale
Dr. Raye Kinsey - Isabelle Cohen @isabelleoninsta
Candy Candlestick - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
Al Coholic - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

The following were promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/9VCuzNlG0Fo:
Meeting you at the bar by Vendredi [Audio Library Release]  https://alplus.io/meeting-you-bar
I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com 
Havana by Soyb & Amine Maxwell https://soundcloud.com/soybmusic https://soundcloud.com/aminemaxwell

The following are from the Accusonus music cellar https://accusonus.com:
Villainous Treachery
Hard Boiled

Just Dance by Patrick Patrikios promoted by YouTube Music Studio

CHEW: The Thirst Traps (Ep 2)

CHEW: The Thirst Traps (Ep 2)

October 14, 2021

The plot thickens like delicious butter as a suspect flees the scene of the crime. The chase is on for our agents. Who is this suspect? What game is the Long Long Man playing here? And will the gloriously chest-haired Jonah be found? Tune in to find out.
*Please note: this episode contains coarse language and mature themes.

CHEW Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/peteyp/chew-the-roleplaying-game

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
GM - Mitch Bustillos @mitchsbustillos @penny_tale
Dr. Raye Kinsey - Isabelle Cohen @isabelleoninsta
Candy Candlestick - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
Al Coholic - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

The following was promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/MLKz6WfJwX8 :
Right Place, Right Time by Silent Partner
Supa Bass by Peyruis https://soundcloud.com/peyruis
Meeting you at the bar by Vendredi [Audio Library Release]
Lovely Swindler by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique 

Vaculator Blues by The Mini Vandals, promoted by YouTube Music Studio

Villainous Treachery from the Accusonus Music Library www.accusonus.com 

SFX:

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www.freessfx.co.uk

CHEW: Long Long Man (Ep 1)

CHEW: Long Long Man (Ep 1)

October 5, 2021

This week, our episode is EARLY!! To coincide with CHEW's Kickstarter! Tune back in next week for our regularly scheduled programming :)

You work for the FDA in the post-bird flu world where food-related crime abounds. You thought it was just another day at the office, until you get given a special assignment - an agent has gone missing, a gloriously chest-haired one at that. The prime suspect? The Long...Long...Man...
*Please note: this episode contains coarse language and mature themes.

CHEW Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/peteyp/chew-the-roleplaying-game

Paranoia Giveaway Comp: https://forms.gle/uefPpmRT4U8eM56KA

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
GM - Mitch Bustillos @mitchsbustillos @penny_tale
Dr. Raye Kinsey - Isabelle Cohen @isabelleoninsta
Candy Candlestick - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
Al Coholic - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

The following are from the Accusonus Music Cellar https://accusonus.com/ :
Hard Boiled
Villainous Treachery

The following were promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/MLKz6WfJwX8 :
Supa Bass by Peyruis https://soundcloud.com/peyruis 
Lovely Swindler by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique

SFX:

www.freesound.org
www.freesfx.co.uk

Paranoia: Mission Accomplished…? (Ep 2)

Paranoia: Mission Accomplished…? (Ep 2)

September 30, 2021

In the final episode of Paranoia, the clones have a dilemma - The Object they need to transport is totally imperceptible. But Friend Computer has given them a mission, and they are determined to complete it! With teamwork and the help of a faulty force field, the clones will do everything they can to make it back alive - well, in some form or other.

Don't forget to enter the Paranoia Giveaway Competition! Try to guess what our players' out-of-character goals are by listening to the episode(s). When you're ready to make a guess, submit here: https://forms.gle/uefPpmRT4U8eM56KA You can submit the form as many times as you like. Thanks to Mongoose Publishing for providing the amazing prizes!

Hints (we forgot to add the hints in episode 1, so here are all the hints):

Continuous:
Erin: How you say... Euh.... Distinctive emphasis of particular vocality...
Ellen: What's your name again?
Michael: Shhh! Don't say it so loud!
Sean: Um, actually...

One-Offs:
Erin: I need your help...
Ellen: Yum yum, aren't I right?
Michael: Let's get those feet a-going!
Sean: Call me Ishmael.

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
Penny - Ellen Graham @EllenKGraham1 @babybeardmedia
Bob234 - Michael Wightman www.michaelwightmanvo.com 
CRLYJPCN - Sean Jansen @overth_ink_ing @BoringSuess
Pap - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
Computer - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

The following is from Accusonus https://accusonus.com/:
Martini Sunset
Umbrella Pants

The following was promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/8xXFbq4J52E:
Soave by Vendredi [Audio Library Release] https://alplus.io/soave
Alive by LiQWYD https://soundcloud.com/liqwyd

Justify the Lie by Darren Curtis - Darren Curtis Music https://www.youtube.com/c/DarrenCurtisMusic 

SFX:

www.freesound.org
www.freesfx.co.uk

Paranoia: The Package (Ep 1)

Paranoia: The Package (Ep 1)

September 23, 2021

Welcome to the world, citizen clones! You live to serve Friend Computer. Friend Computer is your friend, and so you must be happy. An unhappy person is a no-good traitor, and traitors must be terminated. Root out traitors and you will be in Friend Computer’s good books, but wrongly accuse a citizen of treason (pronunciation: not found) and you will be terminated. Friend Computer’s judgement is perfect; their design is perfect; to malfunction is to commit treason. Good luck! You might make it to the end of the day.

The Paranoia Giveaway Competition is officially open! Try to guess what our players' out-of-character goals are by listening to the episode. When you're ready to make a guess, submit here: https://forms.gle/uefPpmRT4U8eM56KA You can submit the form as many times as you like, so you don't even have to wait for Ep 2 to start guessing! Thanks to Mongoose Publishing for providing the amazing prizes!

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
Penny - Ellen Graham @EllenKGraham1 @babybeardmedia
Bob234 - Michael Wightman www.michaelwightmanvo.com 
CRLYJPCN - Sean Jansen @overth_ink_ing
Pap - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
Computer - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

To Pass Time by Godmode - Provided by Youtube Audio Library https://www.youtube.com/c/ncalib
Soave by Vendredi [Audio Library Release] Provided by Audio Library Plus https://youtu.be/BWbhVQHd2N4 

The following were provided by Accusonus https://accusonus.com/:
We Are the Best Team
Digital Logo 02
Martini Sunset
Umbrella Pants

SFX:

www.freesound.org
www.freesfx.co.uk

Paranoia: Character Creation (Ep 0)

Paranoia: Character Creation (Ep 0)

September 16, 2021

Welcome new Troubleshooters! Friend Computer is working hard to optimise your build. **Detecting error [redacted]** There are no errors in the system! Your design is how Friend Computer intended! (with assistance from [redacted]) In addition to basic functions, you will also receive your [redacted] and [redacted] cards. And remember, happiness is mandatory!

DFYT is excited to announce the Paranoia Giveaway Competition, with amazing prizes courtesy of Mongoose Publishing! From next episode onwards, try to guess what each player's two out-of-character goals are. We'll provide details and the submission form via our social media!

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
Penny - Ellen Graham @EllenKGraham1 @babybeardmedia
Bob234 - Michael Wightman www.michaelwightmanvo.com 
CRLYJPCN - Sean Jansen @overth_ink_ing
Pap - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
Computer - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique 
Future Disco by Vendredi [Audio Library Release] https://alplus.io/future-disco
Readers! Do You Read? by Chris Zabriskie http://chriszabriskie.com
The above music was promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

The following is from the Accusonus Music Cellar https://accusonus.com/ :
8bit Dungeon Boss
Planeteer Reaction
Blippy Trance
Back to the Future

SFX:

www.freesound.org

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: The Depot (Ep 6)

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: The Depot (Ep 6)

September 9, 2021

In the final episode of Kiwi Kids on Bikes, the kids find themselves alone in the apparent source of all the strange goings-on, the Te Noho Waste Management Depot. Something has gone wrong. The adults are in trouble. Is this part of Mr. Smith's plan? What exactly is the Depot hiding? All will be revealed as everything finally comes hurtling towards its inevitable conclusion...

Submit to NZ Podcast Awards by 10th Sept! https://www.nzpodcastawards.com/nominate
To make it easy for you, the obvious fields would be:
*Name:* Don't Forget Your Towel Podcast
*Category:* Best Entertainment & Comedy Podcast

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
Tama - Josh Kamau @BlameTheRobot
Tai - Tom Butler @butlerstomp
Ryan - Tom Wardle @DangerTeamGo
Jess - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
GM - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

With You (Instrumental) by HaTom https://fanlink.to/HaTom
Basa Basa Beat
by Nana Kwabena
Tak by Bobby Richards
Enigma by KV
Beat the Silence by Broke in Summer [Audio Library Release] https://alplus.io/beat-silence
Something I Like (Instrumental) by RYYZN
A Hand in the Dark by Underbelly & Ty Mayer
Passionate Affair (Instrumental) by RYYZN https://soundcloud.com/ryyzn
The above music was provided by Audio Library: https://youtu.be/GG7Jwnkpj5M
Free Horror Ambience - Ominous Background Music by ESN Productions

SFX:

www.freesound.org
www.freesfx.co.uk

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: Grounded (Ep 5)

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: Grounded (Ep 5)

September 2, 2021

Being grounded presents a challenge to the kids' investigation, but not for long! As the evidence starts piling up, emotions come to a head, and the weight of discoveries becomes real. Will Mr. Smith confront the kids at school tomorrow? Will they finally understand what's going on and, more importantly, will they be able to stop it? Mysteries unfold in this penultimate episode...

Make a submission on the Conversion Practices Prohibition Bill by Wednesday 8th September!
Submission templates: https://linktr.ee/Shaneellall
Make your submission: https://bit.ly/3mUuOED

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
Tama - Josh Kamau @BlameTheRobot
Tai - Tom Butler @butlerstomp
Ryan - Tom Wardle @DangerTeamGo
Jess - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
GM - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

With You (Instrumental) by HaTom https://fanlink.to/HaTom
Oh No by Le Gang https://soundcloud.com/thisislegang
Strangers by Le Gang https://soundcloud.com/thisislegang
30 Million Times (instrumental) by RYYZN https://soundcloud.com/ryyzn
The Clock (instrumental) by RYYZN https://soundcloud.com/ryyzn
I Saw A Ghost Last Night by Leonell Cassio https://soundcloud.com/leonellcassio
Rise by Airixis  https://alplus.io/Rise
The above music was promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/IjFa_UDzNrc
Free Horror Ambience - Ominous Background Music by ESN Productions

SFX:

www.freesound.org
www.freesfx.co.uk

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: Cat and Mouse (Ep 4)

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: Cat and Mouse (Ep 4)

August 26, 2021

The kids are in the house - but so is Mr. Smith. A game of cat and mouse ensues as the kids attempt to look for more incriminating information without getting caught. But with the front door padlocked, how on earth will they manage to get out without Mr. Smith noticing? Tune in to find out.

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
Tama - Josh Kamau @BlameTheRobot
Tai - Tom Butler @butlerstomp
Ryan - Tom Wardle @DangerTeamGo
Jess - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
GM - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

With You (Instrumental) by HaTom https://fanlink.to/HaTom
Bonjour by Peyruis https://soundcloud.com/peyruis/peyruis-bonjour-1
Philae by OlivaW https://soundcloud.com/olivaw/philae
The above music was promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/vK1hPY44mEc
The Attic by Dark Fantasy Studio (Haunted)
Free Horror Ambience - Ominous Background Music by ESN Productions

SFX:

www.freesound.org
www.freesfx.co.uk

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: The House (Ep 3)

Kiwi Kids on Bikes: The House (Ep 3)

August 19, 2021

The kids cruise through the quiet streets of Te Noho, about to embark on a grand adventure. But little do they know, this expedition might alter the very course of their lives and the future of the town. What will be waiting for them at the house of Mr. Smith? Certainly, our youngsters might not be at all prepared for what they're about to find...

Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel 

Cast
Tama - Josh Kamau @BlameTheRobot
Tai - Tom Butler @butlerstomp
Ryan - Tom Wardle @DangerTeamGo
Jess - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor
GM - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

With You (Instrumental) by HaTom https://fanlink.to/HaTom
Enigma by KV [Audio Library Release] https://alplus.io/enigma
Too Sweet by IVAAVI [Audio Library Release] https://alplus.io/too-sweet
What You Used To Be by Mauro Somm [Audio Library Release] https://alplus.io/what-you-used-be
Slow Down by Airixis [Audio Library Release] https://alplus.io/slow-down
The above music was provided by Audio Library Plus: https://youtu.be/3DBYXqrytYU
Free Horror Ambience - Ominous Background Music by ESN Productions

SFX:

www.freesound.org
www.freesfx.co.uk

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